I like Mushrooms More Than People | Women's Tank Top | Hilarious Mushroom Apparel

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” ~Spencer Johnson

According to Spencer Johnson, you can make a move that showcases both your integrity *and* honesty, by simply buying and wearing one of these brutally honest tank tops. It will also have the added bonus of *not* being a conversation starter, unless that other person is really into mushrooms, in which case the odds that you get along with them go way up anyway.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!